«Que l'on me donne six lignes écrite de la main de l'homme le plus honnête, et je trouverai de quoi le faire pendre !»

("Give me six lines from the hand of the most honest man, and I will find in them a reason to hang him!")

-- Cardinal de Richelieu, Mirame

Well writing your secrets in French will probably keep them safe in America, but not in other countries.