Alternate theory: "lousy" is a subjective measure, and those languages are popular because in many other peoples' subjective reality, they are not lousy. Just a theory though, by all means, keep thinking that languages are objectively ranked identically to your subjective ranking and anybody using ones at the bottom are just dumb dumbs who are incapable of using the ones at the top.
I didn't rank any languages. I made an observation that it is easier for non-technical people to pick up dynamically typed languages and be productive enough for use in many business cases than to pick up statically typed ones. That doesn't mean the dynamically typed ones are "easier" or "worse" than statically typed ones. It doesn't mean people who prefer them or learn programming with them are "dumb dumbs," either. There's a reason I put "lousy" in quotes and didn't flat out agree that they were, in fact, "lousy".
Seems to me that's a chip on your shoulder; not mine.
Hmmm, I re-read your comment and its parent a couple times, and maybe I didn't give proper credence to your sarcasm quotes. I do think that your comment strongly implies agreement with the non-sarcasm-quote-using parent comment, but hey, maybe that's really just my reading of it. Your edit also confusingly says that you don't think the "lousy" languages are really any easier than the static languages you prefer, despite your second paragraph seeming to say the opposite. So maybe I'll just bow out of trying to interpret what you think :)
I'll freely admit that it peeves me to no end when people make value judgments based on what programming languages people do and don't like and use, on both sides of the static/dynamic divide, so maybe I do have that chip on my shoulder.