peel off the RFID tags from the expensive vine ripened tomatoes and replace them with tags from the really cheap ones (people already do this with the plastic stickers)

Even easier to scan organic tomatoes as regular ones, similarly with other fruit/vegetables. The “self check out discount”

A buddy of mine would scan meat as bananas in college. Probably saved hundreds.

Another word for this is "theft"

Oh no. Jeff will have to make his next yacht 1 foot shorter.

Seriously, I have a hard time caring about this.

Try adding to your "worried4future" list "Decay of the moral norms that make society work."