Honestly, eating scorpions isn't even as weird as half the things you can buy from a good butcher. Give me a choice between scorpion and rocky mountain oysters, and I'll take the scorpion.

My friends eat scorpions and spiders. They say it tastes like chicken. Lobsters don't taste like chicken to me. I guess that's how I know.

White meat protein is what it is. There's a reason "tastes like chicken" is a thing.

Dude if lobster tastes like chicken to you, you're cooking it so wrong.