> I happily waited a year for my bank to implement virtual credit cards.
Not the kind of feature I'm talking about -- your bank isn't contracting with you, personally, to make a credit card. Apple doesn't care at all about my opinions on when to release their next phone. Google doesn't ask me what they should name Chat this week.
Nonetheless, the stakeholders for such a project are going to be internal to the company, and there will be many: customer support, billing, compliance, marketing and legal, just to name a few. There will also be many deadlines, simply because huge numbers of people have to coordinate to turn out a complicated project.
> As a corporate user of software I have waited similar lengths of time for features I really wanted.
Again, unless you are signing the purchase order, you're not the customer, and you don't set the deadlines. Someone else is setting the deadlines for you. Also, just because you had to wait a long time doesn't mean that deadlines didn't exist for the project.
> This is why it's better for execs to treat bespoke deliveries as something radioactive
All software projects are bespoke. Some are smaller and more tightly scoped than others, but if you didn't need custom work done, you wouldn't pay an engineer to do it.
I know. I expressly declared the type of feature you were talking about radioactive.
The tragedy isnt that this type of feature exists it's that some managers cant conceive of there being any other kind and will turn every feature radioactive. Thats how we get shit software.
Not the kind of feature I'm talking about -- your bank isn't contracting with you, personally, to make a credit card. Apple doesn't care at all about my opinions on when to release their next phone. Google doesn't ask me what they should name Chat this week.
Nonetheless, the stakeholders for such a project are going to be internal to the company, and there will be many: customer support, billing, compliance, marketing and legal, just to name a few. There will also be many deadlines, simply because huge numbers of people have to coordinate to turn out a complicated project.
> As a corporate user of software I have waited similar lengths of time for features I really wanted.
Again, unless you are signing the purchase order, you're not the customer, and you don't set the deadlines. Someone else is setting the deadlines for you. Also, just because you had to wait a long time doesn't mean that deadlines didn't exist for the project.
> This is why it's better for execs to treat bespoke deliveries as something radioactive
All software projects are bespoke. Some are smaller and more tightly scoped than others, but if you didn't need custom work done, you wouldn't pay an engineer to do it.