tldr - the author is sick and tired and angry about women's clothing not having pockets, or not having real pockets, or not having pockets big enough for a real smart phone, or ...

(I seldom buy lady's clothes...but I'm thinking that the clothing industry would respond very quickly if a substantial number of customers actually bought women's clothes with real, big pockets. Otherwise...it's just like customers bitching about all the slow, bloated, buggy software that they keep buying.)