Move to Norway. In 32 years here I think I have only worked a couple of days in total between Christmas Eve and 2nd of January.

Literally move to anywhere in Europe, and save holidays. I always take minimum 10 days around the turn of the year, and its wonderful because the likelihood of coming back to 1k+ emails and 23 problems is reduced, as many other people will do the same.

Work for a college. Pay sucks, but a lot of them take a two week break in that time period.