You make it sound as though no one would volunteer. I think you're severely underestimating the altruism of some people.

I use Bing myself. Most of my searches are just hard urls or reddit+topic and Bing doesn't poison my results with amp links that don't retain my setting to use the browser and not the app. If you hate amp links like me then Bing is great.

How dare you. I'll have you know that here in the land of hamburgers we just play shell games with words and definitions until the dialogue is so confusing and tedious that people just get tired of fighting it.

I'm probably not the only one to observe this, but it always means something different to say "X is just as bad as Y" than "Y is just as bad as X", despite a purely logical outlook implying commutativity.